December 2011
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A Conversation in French (Bakel Eye Clinic)
(A fancy looking lady comes to get her eyes checked. Evan's finishing up her exam.)
Evan: Now what's this here?
Fancy Lady: A hand.
Evan: What's this here?
Fancy Lady: A star.
Me: Good.
Fancy Lady: Actually, I have a problem with my phone. (Some inaudible French, something about her phone) Understand?
Me: Hey Spence, Jillian, come here. (At Fancy Lady now) Explain to them what you just told me.
Fancy Lady: Well. Sometimes. When I'm looking at my phone, I see 3 bars. But really...REALLY...there are only 2 bars.
Spence/Jillian: What?
Fancy Lady: The bars on my phone. Sometimes I think it says 3 bars, but it's really 2 bars. I don't know how much service I have.
Spence/Jillian: So,...you want glasses so you can see how many bars are on your phone?
Evan: You have 20/20 vision.
Fancy Lady: Yes. But I need the glasses.
Evan: No, they're not necessary. Your eyes are perfect.
Fancy Lady: It's for reading.
Me: Your eyes are perfect.
Fancy Lady: I would like the glasses.
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December 19, 2011 (Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog)
“Are you going to tell us a real update, or just show us more pictures?” -Anonymous
This was in my inbox this morning. Fantastic. Maybe my laziness has finally caught up to me…hmm…nope. Some people (me), don’t like reading things longer than it takes me to shit. Sooooooo, with that said. Here’s a real update!
We just got back from Bakel, the far north east...
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The Global Garden: A drought-tolerant tree called... →
Moringa is awesome. Get on it America.