A Conversation in French (Bakel Eye Clinic)

• (A fancy looking lady comes to get her eyes checked. Evan's finishing up her exam.)
• Evan: Now what's this here?
• Fancy Lady: A hand.
• Evan: What's this here?
• Fancy Lady: A star.
• Me: Good.
• Fancy Lady: Actually, I have a problem with my phone. (Some inaudible French, something about her phone) Understand?
• Me: Hey Spence, Jillian, come here. (At Fancy Lady now) Explain to them what you just told me.
• Fancy Lady: Well. Sometimes. When I'm looking at my phone, I see 3 bars. But really...REALLY...there are only 2 bars.
• Spence/Jillian: What?
• Fancy Lady: The bars on my phone. Sometimes I think it says 3 bars, but it's really 2 bars. I don't know how much service I have.
• Spence/Jillian: So,...you want glasses so you can see how many bars are on your phone?
• Evan: You have 20/20 vision.
• Fancy Lady: Yes. But I need the glasses.
• Evan: No, they're not necessary. Your eyes are perfect.
• Fancy Lady: It's for reading.
• Me: Your eyes are perfect.
• Fancy Lady: I would like the glasses.