A Conversation in Pulaar (Owned)

• (4 year old Aminata is playing in my room while I'm reading)
• Aminata: Hey, hey. Hey Djingoudy. Are my hands clean.
• Me: Yeah, your hands are really clean. I'm happy.
• Aminata: Djingoudy, look at my hands.
• (I look at her hands)
• Aminata: Djingoudy, are you scared of my eyes?
• Me: No. Why would I be scared of your eyes.
• Aminata: (screaming) DJINGOUDY IS SCARED OF MY EYES!
• Me: What?! No, I'm not. I'm looking at you right now.
• Aminata: (screaming) DJINGOUDY IS SCARED OF BLACK EYES!
• Me: Why are you screaming? Stop lying.
• Aminata: Look at my hand!
• Me: What?...
• Aminata: (Slaps me in the ear, runs away giggling)
• Me: (Internal dialogue: That bitch has it coming)