Me:
Aww, thanks, but I live in Senegal right now. I work in Tamba, for the last 17 months actually. I'm not a tourist. I'm just here to relax.
Rasta man:
Welcome to Dakar!
Me:
Oh thanks again, but I've been to Dakar too.
Rasta man:
(Starts pulling out rattle like instruments) Welcome to the beach!
Me:
(Internal monologue: Oh shit, he's going to play them...) Seriously, thank you, but I've been to this beach before. And I don't think we want to buy anything right now. (Man starts shaking rattles) Please stop...
Rasta man:
(Now singing): Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to Senegal. Welcome to Africa. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
