“Yes Mitchell, what are hair rings?” - Modern Family

cobwebs:

i could sell a fur coat to an eskimo

barnumyay:

Claire: Phil, put on some pants.
Phil: Come on, this covers up more than my bathing suit.
Claire: Don’t remind me.

Modern Family 1.06 - “Run For Your Wife”

cobwebs:

“Gloria we all know you would be fine without underwear…”

Oh Phil.

mirindo:

“I got Gloria… I got Gloria…”

The reason why I watch this show.

samann:

Mitchell: We’ve been together for what, five years already? And we really wanted a baby. We initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, bu-
Cameron: But we figured they’re already mean enough; who wants that?