It´s not the dress that´s making you look fat. It´s your fat that´s making you look fat.
— Kumhar (Jessica´s friend)
Goat screaming like Usher.
I cried the first time.
there’s moments like these when i stumble across an image that really makes me wonder how I lived 26 years of my life without knowing something like a wolf, phoenix (?), chupacabra hybrid was even conceptualized. honestly, lightning could strike me down right now in this chair and i would die happy; all that would be left of me would be a pile of satisfied ashes and a boner.
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Heels. HEELS?
There are other aspects of this photo that concern me more.
I don’t know if I vomit, or just marvel at the alien features of this woman.
